Are you a bitch???????? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their problems. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know....Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I"m a D.I.N.K., you know....Double Income, No Kids" The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....Rich, Urban, Biker" They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies

Are you a bitch???????? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their problems. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know....Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I"m a D.I.N.K., you know....Double Income, No Kids" The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....Rich, Urban, Biker" They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH" "What exactly is a BITCH?!?!?!", they ask in unison "Babe In Total Control of Herself" So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" SMILE....and say "Thank You!"